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the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime

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(via absolutelymadness)
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It’s crazy what you’ll find on Etsy… like a knitted dissected frog? WEIRD! - ad http://mlks.co/1uLOA
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Moneyball, Bridesmades, Drive. How much do you know about the best movies of 2011? Take the quiz! - ad http://mlks.co/1uLOx
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When my parents ask me if ill be ok being at home alone
I’m like mom

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When your crush tells you who they like but it isn’t you
On the outside

On the inside

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When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee →
You’re like:

But the moment it cuts to a commercial,

And you run to the toilet like:

After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like

While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like

But then you make it in time so you’re like

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Call Me. Fuck this “maybe” shit.
alright? get your shit together!
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(via so-relatable)
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore





